First encounter with our next door neighbor, after parking about 10 feet from the fire hydrant in front of The Big House:
"You're not allowed to park there. We called the cops allll the time on the past tenets. Oh, and by the way I'm your neighbor."
Description of said next door neighbor: oddly shapen, large, orange.
Second encounter with our next door neighbor:
Needless to say, we are off to a great start.
